An Alien Love Story

My very first Amazon Rapids story, SPACE LOVE, is now available on the app. It’s a tried and true tale – alien orbiting Earth falls in love with an Earthling, breaks galactic protocol and crashes his ship so he can be with her.

space love alien cow

Oh, and the love he feels in  his heart is made all the stranger because he doesn’t have a heart! Love conquers all.

Stay tuned for many more stories to come. If you have an early or reluctant reader, download the app. For just pennies a day, they’ll have access to a library of short, fully animated stories that will instill a love of reading that will last a lifetime.

The Mad Scientists of New Jersey – Interview with Author Chris Sorensen

If you’re looking for a great stocking stuffer for the middle grade reader in your family, look no further than the wonderful book, THE MAD SCIENTISTS OF NEW JERSEY. Once I picked it up, I couldn’t put it down…and I’m no kid! 🙂 It’s funny, adventurous and filled with enough mystery and wonder to keep your kids turning the pages.

I was fortunate enough to interview author Chris Sorensen and find out if he believes in The Jersey Devil!


Where did you get the idea to write The Mad Scientists of New Jersey?

CS – It came to me one afternoon as I was giving some out of town friends a tour of Lake Mohawk on our pontoon boat. They had just returned from a scuba trip in Cozumel and were eager to try out their diving skills. After a few dives one of them said, “I can’t see my hand in front of my face!” I started wondering what secrets might be hidden below. After some investigation, I learned that where the lake now lies was once a farming community. It was purposely flooded back in 1928. That lost, underwater world stuck in my head and was the jumping off point for the book.

I see you’ve been a working writer, narrator and actor for quite some time. What inspired you to jump into the kid lit end of the pool?

CS – I’ve always loved Middle Grade and Young Adult books. As a kid, I read and reread Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Narnia books and anything on Bigfoot I could get my hands on. I had a blast narrating Margaret Peterson Haddix’s The Missing series for Recorded Books. And when The Mad Scientists idea came together, I happened to be in between recording contracts and so I took the time to scribble out the rough draft. So what inspired me was having the right idea at the right time.

There’s a lot of fact…and myth…woven into the story, from Thomas Edison to a mysterious scientific community deep in NJ and even the Jersey Devil. How much fun was it combing all of them into one humorous, action packed book?

CS – It was one of the most amazing experiences I’ve had at the keyboard. Ideas just kept tumbling out onto the page. So much so that I soon realized that I wasn’t writing a book, I was writing a series. And I wanted to write a truly Jersey book. I knew the Jersey Devil would show up, I knew Edison would be a key figure and I knew Jersey pizza had to make an appearance.

Do you believe in the Jersey Devil?

CS – I believe in the Jersey Devil. I believe in Bigfoot, the Yeti, UFOs and teleportation. I believe in Nessie, Ogopogo, the Mothman and ghosts. I believe that belief in these things keeps a part of our childhood alive. That’s important to me.

How did you come to narrate audio books? Will there be an audio version of The Mad Scientists of New Jersey in the future?

CS – I stumbled into audiobook narration. A friend who works at Recorded Books in the city invited me to record an audition, and (much to my dyslexic alarm) I booked my first title. After a couple of years of fumbling, I finally got the hang of the medium. At present, I have 200+ titles out there. Title #201 will be The Mad Scientists of New Jersey (recorded during the holidays).

I noticed this is book one. Can you give us a hint of what’s to come in book two and when it will come out?

CS – Like I said, the ideas wouldn’t stop on this one. Book Two will pick up a couple weeks after the first and will be titled, The Defenders of Ong’s Hat. All I can say is that a chunk of the next book takes place in the past and that direct contact with Thomas Edison is finally made. I also have Book Three mapped out — The Wizards of West Orange. And who knows? Seeing as I spend quite a bit of time near Tesla’s Colorado stomping ground, perhaps The Mad Scientists of Colorado is not far behind. Thanks for taking the time to give the book a chance. I can’t wait to binge read your collection!

Synopsis: Eddie Edison is the last of the Mad Scientists of New Jersey. After his father is abducted, Eddie is left foundering with no knowledge of his birthright. But when a mysterious stranger takes him under his wing, Eddie learns that not only is he the only hope of retrieving his father, but that he is the only person left to stand against the evil genius who brought about extinction of the Mad Scientists.
Chris Sorensen Biography: Chris Sorensen is an award-winning screenwriter, playwright and audiobook narrator with an affinity for the strange and bizarre. He’s been scribbling stories ever since he was a kindergartener, never going anywhere without pen and paper. He originally trained as an actor at the Rutgers Professional Actor Training Program under William Esper and moved soon after to New York City to pursue his career. He became a company member of The Present Company, producers and founders of NYFringe, and performed in numerous productions including Brian Parks’ black comedy Americana Absurdum (Edinburgh Fringe First award-winner).
After a run-in with a commuter bus sidelined his acting career, Chris turned to writing, becoming part of the Thin Air Theatre Company, resident company at the Butte Theater in Colorado. TATC has since produced thirteen of his full-length plays (the majority to record- breaking attendance) including Dr. Jekyll’s Medicine Show, Angel of the Christmas Mine, Haunting at the Old Homestead and Sherlock Holmes and the Cripple Creek Ripper.
He has numerous screenplays in various stages of development, including Suckerville (Winner Writers Boot Camp Horror Fellowship), Bee Tornado (Finalist StoryPros Contest) and Triumvirate. Intrinsic Value Films (Experimenter, Blue Caprice) has tapped him to write a found footage horror script as well as a television adaptation of the same.
As an audiobook narrator, he has recorded over 200 titles for Audible, Recorded Books, Hachette, HarperCollins, Penguin and others. He has received three AudioFile Earphones Awards, and his recording of Sent by Margaret Peterson Haddix was selected as one of the Best Audiobooks of 2010 by AudioFile.
Chris lives in western New Jersey where he enjoys perfecting his curry recipe, searching out vintage objects for his wife’s gift shop, teaching his mutts oddball tricks and generally avoiding the spooky hallway that runs past his office.
Harmful Monkey Press / Sparta, NJ 551/482.1335

Introducing Amazon Rapids

Amazon is redefining how children will not only read, but grow to love reading. Their brand new AMAZON RAPIDS gives young readers access to hundreds of animated stories for just $2.99 a month.


I’m very excited to be a part of this. My first story is called Bigfoots’s Not So Big Feet and should be available soon!

So, how does Amazon Rapids work?

Unique chat style

Stories are told through the lens of characters chatting with each other, letting stories come to life one message at a time.

Built-in glossary

Kids can easily look up the definition and pronunciation of words to help build their reading confidence.

Hundreds of original stories

Explore a large and growing library that’s filled with hundreds of original stories.

This is a whole new approach to reading, providing rich content through the technology children are using all the time. I’m sure they’ll love reading them as much as I have writing them. So hop over to Amazon and see for yourself!

Family Story Time This Saturday

dandy signing

Hey everyone! I’m taking my dandelion show on the road this Saturday, October 18th, to the Barnes & Noble in Stamford, CT. The fun starts at 11am. I’ll be reading my book, THE DANDELION’S TALE, along with my little bird and flower helpers (aka, my daughters). We’ll have giveaways and snacks for the kiddies. This B&N is part of the Stamford Mall, so the parents can shop and dine after the reading. Hope to see you there!

Schwartz & Wade – It’s All Here

I just saw that  my publisher, Schwartz & Wade, have a site where you can see the covers and selected pages of each of their books. Now, I thought that was cool enough. If someone is looking for a book for their child, this is the perfect place to go shopping without leaving the comfort of their chair, couch or bed.

Even better, I noticed that the banner for the page is from my book, The Dandelion’s Tale. Well, that just made my day!

Stop by the page and see all of the absolutely wonderful books and worlds that Schwartz & Wade has to offer.

Fish Theme

This is something great to do with the kids on a summer day!

The Girly Reports

Fruit and pumpkin purée fishy

With bejeweled craft fish made out of construction paper

Displayed on an under the sea tablecloth I found at the dollar store – that place is amazing –
I recommend walking the aisles and letting the inspiration take over…
Graham cracker sea treat
The water is cream cheese!

The making of the fish Reece’s Pieces cupcakes

Cupcake Fish

Just posin- they were very proud of their fish!


Under the sea cake! Gia liked putting the Swedish fish on the cake!

Thanks for checking out fish week!
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Taking Cues from Mother Nature

What to Read to Your Kids

"The Dandelion's Tale" by Kevin Sheehan & Rob DunlaveyJP has decorated his summer journal and is ready to record our adventures (here’s hoping his motivation extends past the first week). Many of these adventures will take us into nature, where there are always metaphors to be discovered about life. Take, for example, our vegetable garden: each morning we wake to budding strawberries, and each evening we return to discover that they have been devoured by the squirrels and cardinals (how dare the latter betray me after I sung their praises right here?!). There’s a lesson somewhere in there about patience and not expecting to get things right the first time. And so we return to bed with renewed hope.

The Dandelion’s Tale (Ages 4-8), a new picture book by Kevin Sheehan and Rob Dunlavey, offers us another metaphor, this one about the fleeting, cyclical nature of life. This gem of a book takes what can be a…

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